About Me: I have been writing, acting and practicing clean comedy for more than 20 years. For an example of my work, see my Chris Farley / Matt Foley impersonation on my Buck Foley web site or the web site of the Motivational Comedy Team. Buck Foley: Here is what I look like as "Buck Foley, Internationally Renowned Motivational  Speaker" (visit my Buck site here). This is my most popular impersonation. Chris Farley was a beloved actor and comedian and is greatly missed. I have decided to carry on one of his characters, "Matt Foley", and this is truly one of the most popular characters in the world. Buck is definitely not Matt, but they are second cousins thrice removed, separated at girth. I am a member of the Chris Farley Foundation and I donate a portion of the proceeds from all my shows to this foundation.    Forrest Grump: Here is what I look like as "Forrest Grump", who is basically your average 97-year old grumpy old man. Forrest likes to say "in my day" a lot and doesn't adjust to change very well at all. Forrest especially doesn't like these new-fangled churches that play all this fancy shmancy new wave music. He doesn't like people waving their hands in the air "like they was all havin' fun". He especially doesn't like Saturday services, especially at Easter. "How you supposed to celebrate Easter on a Saturday night?", Forrest asks. "When the preacher says 'He is Risen', do you say 'Not yet!'?". That's right, I know what you're thinking: Forrest Grump is your grandpa. Perhaps that's why he is so popular amongst those of us who know someone like Forrest. Shoot me an email if you'd like Forrest to show up at your place!   While my main forte is corporate comedy, I am also available for your non-profit organization events, youth events, church events, or private functions. I have done shows for large companies such as Microsoft, IBM, Oracle, Roche, Time-Warner, and many more. I live near Indianapolis, Indiana but am willing to travel to accomodate your needs. If you're interested in hiring me for your event, please drop me an email. Here is a summary of my services: Writing: I have written books, plays, articles, and skits Acting: I do several different characters and impersonations Comedy: I do stand-up, improv, and situational comedy Production: I have experience in producing and directing events Nerdery: I'm also a software developer!  A lot of you have been wondering what I look like without all the funky clothes and makeup on. Well, I hesitate to show you a picture of me without clothes but below is a picture of me taken a few years back at the Grand Canyon: As many of you know, food is one of my hobbies. Here is a photo of me taken recently after I consumed 8 double cheeseburgers from White Castle, 4 fish patties from Long John Silvers, 2 large chocolate shakes from Steak N Shake, 8 Cadbury eggs, 75 Little Debbie snacks and an entire frozen cheesecake: If you look closely at the bottom of the picture, you can see the rarely-seen but much talked about "7th chin" poking out from the depths of my IMS shirt. To protect the innocent, I decided not to include a close-up of that particular chin. Here is a short true story from my past. I hate cows. Bye for now :) Lloyd ("Lloydage") Work lloydage@lloydage.com